If you hover over this it will tell you your fortune
You are hella gay

quantumpsychiatrist:

*Grabs a small bronze figurine of a Norse god, and puts it between my teeth*

It’s a metal Thor, you see.



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carryonmywincestsounds:


irishgleelock:

when musicals have that one melody line thats so awesome

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when musicals repeat that one melody line randomly throughout all the songs

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when musicals have multiple melody lines and repeat randomly in all the songs

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when musicals put one of their songs in another song that fits perfectly

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splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

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mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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