A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day
I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT
did-you-really-just Get yo butt over here.
I LITTERALLY FUCK COULDNT BREATH FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES OH GOD IM IN PAIN
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.