is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating
update: i was having an asthma attack
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a person so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
I did not expect this post to end this way.
#why throw up when you can throw a punch
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.